What a bad start of the day I had.

Mum came in my room in that shouty way she always does when she's angry ( all the time).

Mum: WHY IS YOUR ROOM SO MESSY I JUST CLEANED IT YESTERDAY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: ( in a very calm and yogaish kind of tone) The books are only slanted abit...why are you shouting? I'm reading my book.

I then had the shock of my life when I turned to look at her, causing me to jump 50 feet of the air.

Me: WHAT THE HECK HAPPENEND TO YOUR EYEBROWS?????????WHY ARE THEY RED?!?!?!?!?

Mum: Relax.I'm just dye-ing them.I put my hair dye on them,you see.

What in the name of arse is she talking about???? Who in the right mind would dye their eyebrows red?????

Me: Mum, you like Cruella De Vill from 101 dalmatians. But uglier. And more evil.

Mum: You're just jealous...

SHEESH! What planet does she come from?? And how do you not go there?????

I wanted to tell her "Yeah..It's always been my childhood dream to look like Cruell De Vill's grandmother...." but she shouted at me again.

Mum:LOOK AT YOUR BOOKS!!! SO MESSY!!!

She then moves my stack of books about 2cm to the right.
Woo hoo.
Big difference.

To make matters worse, my dad enteres my room to vacuum.
After awhile, brother came in because he had nothing better to do.

I was actually surprised that my neighbours didn't come in for a party.
So much for reading.